But wait, there’s more! It’s not unusual to hear ridiculous demands, like 10 years of experience in a technology that has only been around for five years.
The callers say all this with conviction, even though they clearly don’t fully understand what they’re asking. One guy explained that his client rejected a good candidate because it wanted “more of a pure data scientist.” I asked what that meant. “Gee, I really don’t know,” he said.
You want people who can analyze data and provide you with some useful information? You can have ‘em. But you’ve got to be reasonable. About those checklists: Look at every item on your list, and ask, “Why?” Are you asking the analyst to fill in tasks for others who aren’t doing the work very well (instead of addressing those issues directly)? Are you padding with nice-to-haves? Are you holding out for someone just like you? These things will only impede your progress.
Stop dreaming. Stop waiting for magic people who are rock-solid experts at database management, programming, statistics, accounting, presentation, and graphic arts, able to do it all at the speed of light and happy to work for what you want to pay.
You’re losing money while you wait for perfection. Begin the process by defining your business goals, identifying the capabilities necessary to meet them, and determining which of those you do and do not have in-house right now.
Now, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, an analyst quit her job. The boss did not say, “Woe is me, for verily I am up the creek without a data scientist.” Instead, the boss looked at her secretary and said, “You can do this.”
Then the boss did something very shrewd. She provided her former secretary with training in statistics and software. Although the secretary had neither previous experience in data analysis, nor a college degree, she had a brain, a good work ethic, and an understanding of her industry. The secretary became a very decent analyst and the boss lived happily ever after. This is not a parable; it is a true story about a student of mine.
The first resource for filling your analytics needs should be your own people. They already know your business, they want professional growth opportunities, and they may already have skills you haven’t tapped. When you need to look outside, seek new hires who meet key requirements and provide training to fill in gaps. Invest in training. Don’t skimp on quality or quantity! Look for the best and most relevant education through professional organizations, consultants, universities, and vendors.
Which do you think will provide better value for your organization -- top-flight training, or head-hunting fees?